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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

12 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 89,717 notes
simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

12 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 128,992 notes
girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

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girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

12 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 209,437 notes

Make me choose:

blueboxtraveller asked: Rose’s ‘A better way of living your life’ speech or Ten’s ‘I believe in her’ speech

13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 2,917 notes
aneyeoutforselener:

nicki keepin an eye out

aneyeoutforselener:

nicki keepin an eye out

13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 100,614 notes
twofingertacotango:

niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

twofingertacotango:

niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 81,130 notes

noobtheloser:

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie. 

13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 114,352 notes

swolizard:

My favorite Snoop Dogg looks compilation

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haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

image

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997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 276,078 notes

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 161,466 notes

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 279,664 notes

gameraboy:

Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley

13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 17,369 notes